laffs....

Q: How do you know you're really ugly?
A: Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and
Car!

Q. What is the similarity between a shrimp and a man?
A. You can enjoy all but the head.

Q. What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
A. They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.

Q. What is the similarity between a microwave oven and a man? A. They
Both get hot in 15 seconds.

Q. Why can't a man be both good looking and intelligent?
A. That would make him a woman.

Q. Why is a man's brain the size of a peanut?
A. Because it is swollen.

Q. Why are batteries better than men?
A. Batteries have at least one positive end.