MARRIAGE

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,you wish you had ordered that.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and foundhimself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep andfound himself divorced.


Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates